Monday, April 24, 2006

Pest Busters

If there's somethin' strange on your window sill
Who ya gonna call (pestbusters)
If it's somethin' brown an it won't look good
Who ya gonna call (pestbusters)

Wahaha... ok enough of the lame lyrics.

I killed today.

It was a long, drawn out hunt lasting 2 days. But today, I got it.

Here's the quarry.


Yep I know, its only a common house lizard! But it was very irritating.

I first noticed it running around near the window of my room. After a short chase, it took cover in a small inaccessible hole. Extermely fast little fella. Given its size, its agility is pretty remarkable.

As a comparison, here's a fifty cent coin beside its head.

Anyway, after it went into hiding on the first day, I decided not to chase it. Hoping that it would just find its way out the open window.

But well, it decided not to.

The next day, I spotted it again. Hiding by the window sill. Chased it about a bit, but it went into hiding again.

Once again I gave it an avenue of escape via an open window. But it still refused.

Now it was really starting to bug me. So I went into chemical warfare. Insecticide. Gassed its hiding area hoping to flush it out. But it was useless...

Then it made its fatal mistake. It ran into the open. What followed was a chase from room to room. Well you know how it ended. I got it, immobilised it and took its photo.

The end.

Anyway now that you've wasted 5 mins reading a totally bo liao post. Go back to whatever you're doing....

10 Comments:

Blogger huckerby said...

!@#$, that's by far the most disgusting post i've read all year.

maybe ever!

Monday, April 24, 2006 9:44:00 pm  
Blogger Vorlacks said...

thanks bro!!
considering the number of blogs u read. it must be really really disgusting... ;)

Tuesday, April 25, 2006 11:23:00 pm  
Blogger aeiou said...

A great solution to your pest needs: rear a cat.

My cats are fascinated with any small creature that moves, wriggles or flies. And I've seen them eat lizards.

Wednesday, April 26, 2006 12:59:00 am  
Blogger Vorlacks said...

oh yeah, i've read that cats do help get rid of pests.

but its troublesome to take care of cats. i think would be easier for me to catch the occasional lizard that happens to wander in.

Wednesday, April 26, 2006 10:02:00 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey...i enjoyed tis post...prob cos we're both weird ppl =รพ

Thursday, April 27, 2006 2:52:00 am  
Blogger Vorlacks said...

haha... shuying i dun suppose u like lizards rite?

and yes, we are both weird.

but maybe its not us, but everyone else that is weird..

Thursday, April 27, 2006 12:58:00 pm  
Blogger penguin said...

wah liao...how come i'm always eating when i see this kinda disgusting or discuss disgusting things with u?

Friday, April 28, 2006 6:07:00 am  
Blogger Vorlacks said...

hahaha... sorry penguin, next time will warn u first if its gonna be a disgusting post.

or maybe i wouldn't... waahahaha...

Friday, April 28, 2006 1:13:00 pm  
Blogger aeiou said...

It's troublesome to take care of cats??

They're easier to care for than dogs. They keep themselves clean by licking their fur. If you give them food and water they can take care of themselves very well. YOu don't need to walk them, like dogs.

I think what you mean is, it's troublesome to take care of animals? But then so is taking care of a child. Or taking care of anything that requires care. Heh.

Friday, April 28, 2006 10:32:00 pm  
Blogger Vorlacks said...

hmm... so you don't need to bathe cats ah? lol i didn't know that.

anyway i agree. taking care of any living thing is troublesome. even plants...

Saturday, April 29, 2006 12:16:00 pm  

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